Only Happy When It Rains

• Belle: I meant to ask; how did you know Regina had me locked up in the asylum?
• Jefferson: Don't even worry, honey. Just go be with your man.
• Belle: But I--
• Jefferson: Go.
• Belle: I--
• Jefferson: Kiss the hell out of him.
• Belle: What--
• Jefferson: Tap that.
• Belle: You--
• Jefferson: Have beautiful babies together.
• Belle: I'm sorry, I don't--
• Jefferson: Oh god I ship it so hard.

To stop myself going mad with suspense waiting for Season 2 of Once Upon a Time, I might have a go at that ONE TRUE BROMANCE AU I’ve been contemplating between Mr Gold (Rumplestiltskin) and David (Prince Charming)

Especially now that - (cut for spoilers)

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Oh who am I kidding? I mean Rumplestiltskin reactions. ..

Shaddup. Mr Gold is the BAWS!.

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Oh, Reggie! It is so blatantly obvious you want Mr Gold/Rumplestiltskin as an Evil BFF. To be fair, who wouldn’t?

More thoughts on “An Apple Red as Blood” below

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• I need a caretaker for my rather large...estate.
• and these are not the estate.
• the estate is my penis.

I swear to god, I thought they said “Skimbleshanks” at first and was all

You can play no pranks with Skimbleshanks!
He’s a Cat that cannot be ignored;
So nothing goes wrong on the Northern Mail
When Skimbleshanks is aboard.!!! \o/

Then I heard what they really said and ngl my heart broke a little.

Oh the wonder of hindsight. Spoilers below:

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Behind the cut for spoilers. Seriously, there are spoilers liek woah!

(Also Thought SPOILERS: They aren’t that deep)

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Mainly the ones focussing on David/Charming and Mr Gold/Rumplestiltskin… so I guess that’s all of them.

I’m thinking of it as research so I can write the one au about their epic bromance.

Why are men so freaked out by periods, anyway?